Wednesday 30 January 2008

Tales from the tabs

Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ...

GETTING FRESH AIR
A holiday firm is chartering plans to fly nudists from Germany to an island in the Baltics - though the crew will keep their uniforms on.

HALF CUT
Boozy Frank Kozumplik, 49, was nicked after driving two miles in a snowstorm on a lawnmower to buy drink in Michigan, US.

PET RESCUE
Bungling ram raiders targeting an off-licence crashed a Ford Fiesta through the front of a vet's surgery next door in Chatham, Kent.

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