Wednesday 23 January 2008

Tales from the tabs

Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ...

YOU'RE BEAUTI-FALL
Mum Caroline Gregory, 38, dodged a falling tree at home in Eastleigh, Hants, because she rushed out to a James Blunt gig.
(Though I suspect being hit by a tree would have been less painful)

VEERS TO THE RIGHT
An Alfa Romeo car built for fascist leader Benito Mussolini in 1935 could fetch £1million at auction at Cheltenham Racecourse next month.

YOU TAKING THE PISTE?

Bargain-hunter Bruno Prior, 41, of Maidenhead, Berks, bought a Swiss ski resort hit by global warming - for just 45p.

And finally ..
Workers in Glasgow are the happiest in the UK - with only 13 per cent saying they don't like their jobs. Discuss.

2 comments:

Rachel said...

They obviously never surveyed the people who work in my office in Glasgow.....

Sharon said...

13%? Aye right. I want a survey of the people who took part in that survey to find out what kind of medication they are on.