Tales from the tabs

Here are some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ...

CANCER SCARE
People born under the star sign Cancer are most likely to have an affair.
They are twice as likely to stray as Virgos - who are most loyal. Watch out if your other half is an Aries or a Gemini - the second and third most likely to play away.

ROCK STAR
Hardman actor Ray Winstone has built a replica of Stonehenge - in his back garden.

FILTHY PIG
A man was told to remove three 100kg pigs from his flat balcony in China after neighbours complained of the stench and constant squealing.

PASSING LAW
A judge had to recruit passers-by as jurors when too few panellists arrived for a trial in St Johnsbury, Vermont, US.