Tuesday 18 March 2008

Funny newspaper stories

Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids .... and the first one is only funny because I thought it read 3m Brits love rats ie: they like the rodents.

3m BRITS
LOVE RATS
More than 3.4million Brits are cheating on their partners - that is seven per cent of adults with partners are seeing someone else, a survey reveals.

GIVE DOG
A BONER
Poorly pooch Talisker has been saved from certain death - by Viagra. The border collie was given the sex pill to improve blood flow to the heart after he got a lung infection in Hasting, Northants.

SPLIT SHIFTS

Twelve divorced women have been sacked for "distracting" married male workers at a factory in Gongzhuling, China.

and still in China ..

KIPPER RIPPER
A Chinese hubby says he cannot remember trying to kill his wife 12 times while sleepwalking.


2 comments:

Sharon said...

I can see where the confusion would arise. Love rats and loverats....two very different things!

Scooped! Spoof Newspapers said...

Some loverats might also love rats though