Wednesday 19 March 2008

Funny newspaper stories

Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ....


BLUNDER AT WILLIES
Woolworths has been rapped for displaying a birthday card to children which portrays a man whacking his manhood with a hammer. It depicts him acting out the word 'Bangkok' in a game of charades but was picked up by a three-year-old girl in a store in Southampton.

I'M DEAD BUSY
A civil servant was left lying dead at her desk after two days because none of her colleagues noticed in Botosani, Romania.

FIRE FIGHTER

Cop Tom Redmond tailed an arson suspect - and nicked him siphoning petrol from his unmarked petrol car in Lambertville, Michigan.

1 comment:

Sharon said...

petrol car, or patrol car?!

The story about the woman who was dead at her desk can be trumped by the story of a New York trader who was dead at his desk for over a week...co-workers said he was very quiet so they hadn't noticed!