Friday 28 March 2008

Funny newspaper stories

Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ....

NO HARD FEELINGS
Husband Stanislaw Czerniakowska, 64, has forgiven his wife Jadwiga for drugging him with a home-made impotency potion to stop him having an affair with a 29-year-old woman in Lodz, Poland. She was jailed for two months.

HOOK HER, MUM
A gran of 87 used her crutch to beat up a hooker who failed to satisfy her 54-year-old son in Cologne, Germany.

PHANTOM MENACE
Star Wars fan Barney Jones, 36, was attacked during a TV interview in Holyhead, Wales - by a drunk dressed as Darth Vader.

3 comments:

Rachel said...

That gran sounds like a lovely wee woman.....

Sharon said...

that's taking motherly love to a whole new level!!

Scooped! Spoof Newspapers said...

The hooker must have been really rubbish