Friday 21 March 2008

Funny newspaper stories

Some funny newspaper stories from today's tabloids ....

BANGED TO RIGHTS
Eight alleged cocaine dealers who used BONGO drums to alert each other when they saw cops coming were arrested in Madrid.

SON OF A GUN
A couple who bought a pram in an internet auction found a 9mm pistol and six bullets inside in Verden, Germany.

UDDER GENUIS
Scots scientists are leading a £60million charge to stop cows BREAKING WIND - in an ingenious bid to halt global warming.
Professors declared war on wind after research showed each pumping beast does more harm to the atmosphere than a family car.

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